Sunday, August 29, 2010

Jibberish

I'm so tired that I'm not entirely sure this post will make sense to those not inside my brain. But we'll try it out anyway. 

Funny.
Pretty.
Pretty funny.

Spanish Coffee in Tokio Tortoise
Obviously how cool I would look in them.
Unfortunately this brand is not for sale anywhere near the mid-west (Maybe in about 5 years? Who knows, we don't even have an H&M in this joint yet.) but you can buy them online (soon, hopefully).
In the process
Whisky
You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Read for yourself.
This is only $20!? Dibs.

  1. You’re lying through a hole in your head.
  2. I’ve heard better ones from a horse with lockjaw.
  3. They should have called themselves the tea bags. They were always getting in hot water.
  4. He’s so tiny that if he fell into a bowl of alphabet soup, he couldn’t throw out an SOS.
  5. Make like a drum and beat it.
Funny, right?

1 comment:

  1. Ummmm I'm not even sure where to start on that whiskey thing...

    ReplyDelete