I'm so tired that I'm not entirely sure this post will make sense to those not inside my brain. But we'll try it out anyway.
|Spanish Coffee in Tokio Tortoise|
|Obviously how cool I would look in them.|
Unfortunately this brand is not for sale anywhere near the mid-west (Maybe in about 5 years? Who knows, we don't even have an H&M in this joint yet.) but you can buy them online (soon, hopefully).
|In the process|
You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Read for yourself.
|This is only $20!? Dibs.|
- You’re lying through a hole in your head.
- I’ve heard better ones from a horse with lockjaw.
- They should have called themselves the tea bags. They were always getting in hot water.
- He’s so tiny that if he fell into a bowl of alphabet soup, he couldn’t throw out an SOS.
- Make like a drum and beat it.