Jibberish

I'm so tired that I'm not entirely sure this post will make sense to those not inside my brain. But we'll try it out anyway. 

Mats Ottdal / Jeksel

Funny.

Pretty.

Pretty funny.

Massada Eyewear

Spanish Coffee in Tokio Tortoise

Obviously how cool I would look in them.

Unfortunately this brand is not for sale anywhere near the mid-west (Maybe in about 5 years? Who knows, we don't even have an H&M in this joint yet.) but you can buy them online (soon, hopefully).

Gilpin Family Whisky

In the process

Whisky

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Read for yourself.

The Big Harumph

This is only $20!? Dibs.

Longshot Mag

Comebacks I Gleaned from Encyclopedia Brown

1. You’re lying through a hole in your head.
2. I’ve heard better ones from a horse with lockjaw.
3. They should have called themselves the tea bags. They were always getting in hot water.
4. He’s so tiny that if he fell into a bowl of alphabet soup, he couldn’t throw out an SOS.
5. Make like a drum and beat it.

Funny, right?